Jeffrey Sim

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geylang methodist school (primary)
1jo/2jo/3ki/4ki/5gr/6gr
1998-2003

geylang methodist school (secondary)
f1-5/f2-5/f3-5/f4-5
2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
is0804r
2008-present


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Gene said to meet at 1.30pm at Aljunied MRT station.
I reached there at 1pm.
Gary and Gene arrives at 2pm (by that time I'd have been 70years old).
Then Gary calls Ming Yang BUT he's still tying his damned shoelace.
2nd call 20minutes later and he's at the traffic light at his HDB block. 3rd call 35minutes later and he says he's at Caltex...

35minutes to walk from traffic light to Caltex...

Decided to go to Suntec, so we took a train.
Bought tickets to watch Norbit and headed down to the arcade.
Ming Yang got trashed by someone in KOF lol.
Rushed to the cinema to buy popcorn and churros xD

Norbit is sooo gross. Rasputia (the fat ass bitch) is really disgusting. Her breasts acted as airbags when she crashed her car. EEEEW.
Her 3 brothers want to turn Norbit's foster father's (Mr Wong, also played by Eddie Murphy) Golden Wonton restaurant/orphanage into a...

"Titty bar"

And wanted to call it "Nipplolis". And Rasputia is having an affair with a dance instructor (now THAT is gross)

No wonder its NC16.

In the end Norbit marries his childhood sweetheart and Rasputia gets a spear thrown into her ass (By Mr Wong, who called her a whale (fat) hoe (bitch).

After the movie, we went to the arcade to play some MARIO CART =P
Ming Yang had "something important" so he went off first.
We played a few rounds of Mario Cart, Gary got the most wins, while I only got one T_T

Gary managed to get a Minnie Mouse from the grabbie thingy machine - lucky bastard, the pincers grabbed the hand, then it slipped to Minnie Mouse's ear and it held on for dear soft toy life. Wonder who he'd give it to hmmm....

Ate dinner at KFC. Gary and Gene were still hungry so we went to 7-11. While Gary was heating up his pizza, I tossed the Minni Mouse around, but UNFORTUNATELY my skillz not that killaz so um...

Ooops.

Its still clean though.

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