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geylang methodist school (primary)
1jo/2jo/3ki/4ki/5gr/6gr
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geylang methodist school (secondary)
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2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
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Went to school for D&T.
I spent the 3 hours there trying to chlorofoam my work together.
Alas it didn't work -.-
Guess I'll have to redo my acrylic on Monday,
i.e heat it up in the oven and bend it again.
Why didn't I opt to change to F&N back in sec3 T_T
D&T deadline's on 19 August.

Sat in the canteen eating nachos and waited for the damn rain to stop vomiting its babies.
Phunz called his father to fetch him 'cuz he has the flu.
So that just leaves me with Stann,
sitting on the bench like idiots.
Finally the rain was just a drizzle, and we took off into the wilderness.
I sound poetic o.o

My mp4's officially dead, after rougly 3 months.
Conked out when I was listening to it on my way to school,
bloody thing actually reformatted itself,
deleting all the song files inside.
Now I can't put anything into it,
it just says the directory or file can't be created or something.
Oh well, saving up money to buy a new one now.

Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
It came to school with her one day,
between two chunks of bread.

You can either bathe in the light or embrace darkness.
You... can drown while bathing but not many people die from hugs.


My 2ndsis got the eBook version of book7 through her friend FOC lol.
For all you suckers that bought the book for $48,
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Damn my mp4's spoilt...
Playsong halfway off and on again -.-
BAH-JUT SIA.

WARNING:
BOOK 7 SPOILERS BELOW















Straight from Wikipedia -
Deathly Hallows revealed:

Professor Charity Burbage killed by Voldemort.
George Weasley lost an ear.
Mad-Eye Moody killed by Voldemort.
Harry's owl Hedwig struck by killing curse.
Voldemort takes over Ministry of Magic.
R.A.B is Regulus Arcturus Black.
Deathly Hallows are artifacts given by death (whatever that means...)
Peter Pettigrew strangled by his own artificial hand given by Voldemort after he resisted strangling Harry (lol... wtf?) he owed his life to Harry remember?
Dobby killed by Bellatrix Lestrange (aw...)
Horcrux Ravenclaw's Diadem is destroyed.
SEVERUS SNAPE KILLED BY VOLDEMORT (He's a good guy all along)
Severus Snape had a lifelong love for Lily Potter.
Harry is the final Horcrux.
Harry seemingly kills himself to save the day but apparently lives.
Nagini killed by Neville Longbottom.
Voldemort killed by attempting to use the Elder Wand when his Death Curse against Harry is deflected back at him by the Elder Wand itself (LOSER)

In the story's epilogue, taking place 19 years (2017) after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny Weasley have three children named James, Albus Severus, and Lily. Ron and Hermione have two children named Rose and Hugo. Draco has a child named Scorpius. They all meet at King's Cross, about to send their children to Hogwarts at the beginning of term. It is revealed that Harry's scar has not hurt since the Dark Lord's defeat, and there, the story ends.

HumJiKia managed to join the Brotherhood of Thieves clan *yayclapclaphedeservesacookie*
Can't get any Brotherhood kung fu spells until 3 more levels though.
Here's some pics:


Overlord of The Brotherhood Black Panther, social escort not included.


This is just... retarded.
What a way to be advanced into a clan <.<

Today Kia Wei damn suay...
Come late for school - 60 pumping.
PE lesson warmup - 20 pumping.
Scold vulgarities - 20 pumping.
Total 100 pumpings...

Then his phone got blasted into the air 4 times by football.
Then he lost his iPod shuffle (and I used to joke about not eating it by accident -.-)
Then I accidentally create a small dent in one of his specs lens.
He first come ji siao me lor...
go flick my head I want flick back misscue whack his specs lol...
o2jam = +finger muscle?

Not sure what movie to watch for tomorrow CIP...
Vacancy and The Comdemned are both NC16...
Me, Yong and Phunz all haven't 16 yet...
Bastard movie ratings.
Like we never watch blood and gore and stuff or hear vulgarities before (i.e abbot)

Hope the ticketing guy will let us through,
last time I went to watch Norbit NC16 the guy just check my birth year nia...
Real lucky on that one.

It seems I can't smile in the class photos...
See formal and funshot 1... I look so sian lol -.-
Will post when i get them...
Har har Adrian tio cup by Phunz.

For Phunz...
Am I like running a dota hero creation business shit or what?
I'm too lazy to include pics and skill images...
jef = Laziness Incarnate

Name: Metalphunz
Subname: Mechanical Transformer
Affiliation: Sentinel
Attack Type: 125 (melee)
Base Movement Speed: 315
Str: 27 + 2.8
Agi: 20 + 2.0
Int: 18 + 1.9

A mechanical alien lifeform that arrived here to aid the Sentinel army against the Scourge. His abilities to transform into various modes enables him to be flexible with the changing environment. Serious damage from previous battles have forced him to limit his transformation period. Hoever this does not hinder the Mechanical Transformer in dealing serious damage to the Scourge lineup.

Rocket Canon
Active
The Transformer launches a rocket from his shoulder canon at a target enemy, damaging and stunning it for a 2 seconds.

Level 1: 100 dmg, 140 manacost
Level 2: 150 dmg, 140 manacost
Level 3: 200 dmg, 140 manacost
Level 4: 280 dmg, 140 manacost

Cooldown: 18/16/14/12

Rise of the Mechanicals
Active
Metalphunz summons suicidal mechanical minions ready to do serious hurt. These minions cannot be controlled and will explode on the nearest enemy hero within 700 range. If they do not reach their target within the timer, it self-destructs for the given damage in a 500 AoE. Does not work on buildings.

Level 1: Summon 1 minion, 100 dmg, 20 seconds, 100 manacost
Level 2: Summon 2 minions, 200 dmg, 25 seconds, 120 manacost
Level 3: Summon 3 minions, 300 dmg, 30 seconds, 140 manacost
Level 4: Summon 4 minions, 400 dmg, 35 seconds, 160 manacost

Cooldown: 30

Shaq Attaq
Passive
The Mechanical Transformer attacks in a menacing manner, giving him a percentage chance of dealing critical damage and a 20% to slow his opponent by 20% for 2 seconds.

Level 1: 10% to deal 1.5 x dmg
Level 2: 20% to deal 2.0 x dmg
Level 3: 30% to deal 2.5 x dmg
Level 4: 40% to deal 3.0 x dmg

Seige Tank
Active
Ultimate
Metalphunz transforms into a seige tank that enhances his firepower and armour enormously and increases his range. However this greatly decreases his movespeed too. Lasts 60 seconds.

Level 1: +20% dmg, +500 range, +10 armour, -50 movespeed, 150 manacost
Level 2: +40% dmg, +600 range, +20 armour, -100 movespeed, 200 manacost
Level 3: +60% dmg, +700 range, +30 armour, -150 movespeed, 250 manacost

Cooldown: 120/90/60

Watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix with Phunz and Derek today.
The film seems to be rushing through all the scenes of the book,
creating a rather compact storyline.

Voldemort will never beat Potter because Potter has 1 thing that Vodlemort will never have...

A NOSE LOL

Before watching it we ate at the Suntec foodcourt,
we saw this guy eating THREE BOWLS OF NOODLES.
Talk about depression -.-

Rush Hour 3 coming out 9 August heheheheh.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

For BenKee, as he requested. Pictures coming soon, I'm watching PrisonBreak right now lol.

Name: Benedictus Kee
Subname: Platoon Commander
Affiliation: Sentinel
Attack Type: 125 (Melee)
Base Movement Speed: 305
Str: 27 + 3.0
Agi: 15 + 1.6
Int: 20 + 2.3

A brave soldier who rose through the Sentinel army ranks, Platoon Commander Kee commands over his charges with a strict hand and those who oppose him shall feel his thunderous wrath.

Fire in the Hole!
Active
Benedictus throws a grenade with precise aiming, stunning the enemy unit when the grenade hits it.

Level 1: 80 dmg, 1.0 second stun, 75 manacost
Level 2: 120 dmg, 1.0 second stun, 100 manacost
Level 3: 200 dmg, 2.0 second stun, 120 manacost
Level 4: 280 dmg , 2.0 second stun, 140 manacost

Cooldown: 20/18/16/14

Aura of Authority
Passive
The Platoon Commander's authority can be felt by both allies and enemies. Thus he gains respect from nearby comrades which makes him more powerful and instills fear into anyone who is not his ally, reducing their attack by 5%. 700 AoE.

Level 1: +10 dmg
Level 2: +20 dmg
Level 3: +35 dmg
Level 4: +50dmg

Detention Barrack
Active
The Platoon Commander sends an enemy unit into a Detention Barrack, transporting them to a world of pain and torture experienced by soldiers who do not obey orders and then bringing them back to the real world. Units sent to the barracks cannot be attacked until the time is up.

Level 1: 30 dmg per second, lasts 5 seconds, 140 manacost
Level 2: 35 dmg per second, lasts 6 seconds, 160 manacost
Level 3: 40 dmg per second, lasts 7 seconds, 180 manacost
Level 4: 45 dmg per second, lasts 8 seconds, 200 manacost

Cooldown: 25

Mighty Roar
Active
Ultimate
Years of shouting out commands has given Benedictus a superior voice range, allowing him to release a might roar shockwave that deals huge damage to enemy units. The roar is so powerful that all units in a 300 AoE around the commander are blown back 200 range from where they are.

Level 1: 400 dmg, 200 manacost
Level 2: 600 dmg, 400 manacost
Level 3: 800 dmg, 600 manacost

Cooldown: 180

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Had to go to school yesterday despite my bad cough and sore throat.
Its O level chinese oral ffs.

Was coughing the whole damn day,
and my voice sounded... funny.
Stop laughing Amos -.-

Fisherman's Friends DO NOT WORK FOR SORE THROAT.
It just soothes your throat,
BUT YOU STILL TALK LIKE AN OLD MAN.

Alan helped me buy Strepsils after school,
although it didn't do much good either.

During the oral,
the teacher asked me some questions about recycling
(I didn't know it was about recycling at first)
First question: 我不知道
Second question: *Silence*
Third question: Some lame answer that I anyhow bomb.
Fourth question: Uhhh.... *bombs another lame answer*

When I got home I ate dinner and immediatly hit my bed.
Fell asleep at... 8.30pm?
wtf that's damn early man.

Suddenly woke up at 4am coughing and an annoying block nose.
I woke up my mother and said,
"Can don't go school today?"

NOTE:
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SUCCEEDED IN ASKING MY MOTHER TO NOT LET ME GO TO SCHOOL. WTF.

Doctor actually asked me how many MC days I needed,
but very paiseh la, must eat humble pie abit...
so I said, "Up to you". (against the voice in my head asking for a year off)
He gave me 2 days off.

I swear, doctors have a hidden code in their hand writing,
Its like tamil language turned upside down.

Oh, and...
HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY GARY!
OK so I couldn't think of any presents for Gary...
So I used my imagination abit...
Wouldn't it be cool if Gary was a dota hero?



Name: Gary Yoz
Subname: Assassin of Deception
Attack Type: 125 (Melee)
Base Movement Speed: 295
Str: 19 + 1.8
Agi: 25 + 2.5
Int: 21 + 1.9

Abandoned by his birth mother, Gary was found and raised by a Naga. Gary uses unorthodox methods of deception to take down even the most largest of enemies. He has successfully mastered aquatic skills learnt from his Naga mother, thus enabling him to empower himself with water techniques, even channeling it into his own life energy and bringing fear to those who are on his hitlist.



Look of the Innocent
Active
The Assassin of Deception puts on a Look of the Innocent, deceiving all enemy units within a 300 AoE into letting their guard down, allowing Gary to release a concentrated pulse of water that deals precise damage.

Level 1: 100 dmg, 100 manacost
Level 2: 150 dmg, 120 manacost
Level 3: 200 dmg, 140 manacost
Level 4: 250 dmg, 140 manacost

Cooldown: 15/15/15/15



Water Palm Technique
Passive
Orb Effect
The Assassin of Deception covers his palms in water, enabling the assassin to deal more damage. Each level of this skill adds more damage to the Water Dragon Palm Strike. Orb effects do not stack.

Level 1: 5% more dmg, +50 bonus dmg to WDPS.
Level 2: 10% more dmg, +80 bonus dmg to WDPS.
Level 3: 15% more dmg, +100 bonus dmg to WDPS.
Level 4: 20% more dmg, +150 bonus dmg to WDPS.



Peekaboo!
Active
The Assassin of Deception becomes invisible for 25 seconds. If he breaks out of his invisibility, he scares his target and deals backstab damage to the victim.

Level 1: 25 backstab dmg, 0.5 second stun, 55 manacost
Level 2: 50 backstab dmg, 1.0 second stun, 70 manacost
Level 3: 75 backstab dmg, 1.5 second stun, 85 manacost
Level 4: 100 backstab dmg, 2.0 second stun, 100 manacost

Cooldown: 35/30/25/20



Water Dragon Palm Strike
Active
ULTIMATE
Releasing large amounts of the assassin's own life energy into the form of the Water Dragon Palm Strike, stunning the enemy unit for 3 seconds when struck.

Level 1: 250 dmg, 50% healthcost, 100 manacost
Level 2: 350 dmg, 45% healthcost, 150 manacost
Level 3: 450 dmg, 40% healthcost, 200 manacost

Cooldown: 90/90/90

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Die Hard 4.0 was explosive.
you should watch it too...
If you like to see a 52-year-old botak guy amazingly survive

1. Being shot at by snipers.
2. A C-4 explosion.
3. Being shot at by a helicopter.
4. A tunnel death trap when the antagonist hacks into the traffic control system and opens all lanes from both sides. Here's a detailed diagram.
TUNNEL[(cars)---> BOTAK HERO <---(cars)]TUNNEL
5. Drive a police car up a ticketing booth and ram it into said helicopter causing it to explode (duh) and getting out of it in time.
6. His savings of 400k inside get deleted by the antagonist hacker ^^
7. A kungfu beating by Maggie Q (ooh...) gets killed anyways. Die Hard = All bad guys die.
8. A bigass explosion at a power plant he is in because the hacker directed all gas lines to his location.
9. The countless times when he kills a bunch of henchmen armed with rifles with only... A PISTOL?
10. An opponent who has the agility of all the dota heroes combined (and gets grinded up in a turbine)
11. F-35 jet attack while he's driving a 18 wheeler truck because the bad guy hacked into the pilot's aircraft radio and faked permission to destroy said truck. Jet gets blown up by falling highway segments.
12. Getting shot in his right shoulder.
13. Shooting himself again in the right shoulder just so the bullet would go through him and kill the antagonist. wtf?

Oh yea he's organised too.
What was his plan again?

"Save Lucy (his daughter). Kill everyone."

Guess he doesn't need a secretary.

Now I have a throat infection or sore throat and shit.
Hurts like having Blackout shoved into my throat.

Father bought a k800i yesterday.
On paper the phone is registered under my name because he found out that student plan is way better than other plans.
But in reality the phone is his T_T

Something freaky happened when we were driving out of the multi-story carpark (tm carpark so damn crowded, we had to park at a HDB carpark o.o)

There was this lady driver infront of us,
then my father suddenly said,
"That guy is exposing himself!"
I saw this guy standing near the ramp,
where the lady driver's car was.
Lucky got wall block my sight,
if not I scarred for life.
Then he ran away.
Think the lady driver went after him in her car.

My mother bought tickets for the whole family to watch Die Hard 4.0 because its her birthday today.
lol 52 year old getting his ass kicked around.

... --- ...

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Class com was working,
so called Nico to come after class 'cuz he had o2mania in his mp4.

The monitor wasn't working...
wtf it was working just an hour ago -.-

So we used the projector screen lol.
I tried Fantazindy (SHD) autopaly on the com..
and it passed wtf!
Totally owns my com even though it is slow like hell.

Me and Phunz wanted to put a Megatron pic as wallpaper,
but didn't managed to do it.
Oh well, there's always next time.

Stayed back for D&T after maths remedial,
watched Hui Qi screw up (quite literally) her job as she almost broke the screw thread.

GAAAAA D&T DATELINE IN LESS THAN 4 WEEKS NOW!!!