Jeffrey Sim

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31/08/91

geylang methodist school (primary)
1jo/2jo/3ki/4ki/5gr/6gr
1998-2003

geylang methodist school (secondary)
f1-5/f2-5/f3-5/f4-5
2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
is0804r
2008-present


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R-The 538th
QuothTheRaven
Leenik

Look at this bigger than-my-hand moth.
DVD remote for comparing its size.

Unfortunately it fell under the wrath of my mother's fury.
And I had to throw it away even though it was still fluttering it wings slowly (eeeeew)

Agreed with Kar Wai to meet up with Samuel and Bibek at Eunos at 10.30am.
I reached there on time.
Unfortunately, Bibek was still sleeping.
The movie starts at 11.30am, so did Bibek's awakening.
Took the next available slot at Kallang Leisure Park,
WHICH SELLS FULL LENGH CHURROS CHEAPER THAN CATHAY'S SMALL SHIT WOOHOO.
Felt Be Kind, Rewind's storyline didn't have much weight.
But damn they remade Rush Hour 2...
"Don't worry, chinese bamboo is very strong..."

Played 2 rounds of bowling, my first try.
omg I managed to at least get one strike,
from the dozens of gutter balls.
Took a bus to Marine Parade for some pool.
Stupid radio talk made me laugh...
"If we don't look at other women how would we know you are pretty?"

Walked to East Coast and...
Played heart attack and cheat with some poker cards...
omg I realised I couldn't cheat very well... I crack up at the slightest thing.

Played for like almost 2hours,
then decided to play lan with Kar Wai while Samuel and Bibek went home.
Saw Aun having a BBQ with his friends.

CS Source all the way to 10pm.

Fats Waller was born here.

Got my $240 Chinese New Year bonus from Tung Lok on Wednesday,
then met up with Kar Wai, Aun and Jing Ting after they went SP to do the orientation thingy.
Bought tickets for Step Up2, nothing else to watch...
Played pool because the movie starts in an hour,
got dominated by Aun.
I most probably sinked only 1 ball when Aun trashed me.
Can you believe Moose is only 16 this year?
He be like MJ when he did the final dance scene with the gloves and hat.

Watched Semi-Pro with Steven at Suntec today.
Since its got Will Farrell in it its gotta be slapstick funny.
They invented the Alley Oop lol,
one of the commentators said he had an erection when Coffee Black did the first the Alley Oop.

A novel idea to get back at your opponents after a first half of humiliation:

3, 2, 1 (cameras off for commercials to air)

EVERYBODY HIT SOMEBODY!

Met up with Kar Wai at City Hall after that,
went to Peninsular Plaza to shop for his slimfit jeans.
And... I got a black hoodie printed with 1337 on the front lol.
But the font sucks abit... Comic Sans the only one they got... >8(

CANNOT WAIT FOR IRONMAN THE MOVIE,
IN THE MEANTIME PLEASE LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH'S IRONMAN!
It doesn't have any evil lyrics in it, don't be scared.

Went down to ITE Bishan with Nard to register and stuff...
Alighted at Bishan,
and saw the location map at the MRT station.
I thought it was damn far away,
so we took bus 410,
FUCK ONLY LIKE 2-3 STOPS AWAY FROM MRT?!
Walking distance nia -.-

Entered the building,
and discovered their organisation skills suck.
No signboards to guide freshmen to go where,
only small discreetly placed ones.

The uniform stall was disorganised and confusing,
but we got our stuffs eventually.
Got one white and one blue shirt.
THE PE SHIRT IS FUCKING FUGLY!
That makes it fufugly.

Went back home to change up,
now playing $7 12noon to 12midnight fullday at East Coast.
GRIND CABAL!

lol watched Step Up 2 The Streets on YouTube...
Video recorded in the cinema old school style.
16 parts in all.

The guy dances to Diary Of Jane...

Want the link?
Give me 100k Alz in Cabal.
OMG I'M PLAYING AN ASIASOFT OWNED GAME WTF?!
Add me, BlackSabbath the 1337 Force Shielder of d00mz.


Went to Suntec for the IT fair with Kar Wai, Kai Kiat and John the bartender from TLSEC.
Nothing much... the PS3 booth was so fucking crowded we decided to skip it.
Kar Wai went around with a paper bag collecting flyers (like a flyer-hungry idiot) for "research" at home.
Watched 10,000 BC after that.
Pretty much like 300 I suppose...
except when the guy threw the spear at the "god" guy,
it really hit him and killed him and made him roll down the stairs and turned his veil red with blood.
No dinosaurs appeared in the film...
Only some stupid birds with feathers who can't fly for shit,
like in the Jurassic Park scene with the tall grass and SWOOSH *grabs a motherfucker* SWOOSH away "aaarghh!!!" *deaded silence*

Gonna retake my E Maths as a private candidate,
waiting for the 10 March registration date.
Uh oh... I forgot everything related to maths...
y=mx+c? hmm...