Jeffrey Sim

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geylang methodist school (primary)
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f1-5/f2-5/f3-5/f4-5
2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
is0804r
2008-present


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Die Hard 4.0 was explosive.
you should watch it too...
If you like to see a 52-year-old botak guy amazingly survive

1. Being shot at by snipers.
2. A C-4 explosion.
3. Being shot at by a helicopter.
4. A tunnel death trap when the antagonist hacks into the traffic control system and opens all lanes from both sides. Here's a detailed diagram.
TUNNEL[(cars)---> BOTAK HERO <---(cars)]TUNNEL
5. Drive a police car up a ticketing booth and ram it into said helicopter causing it to explode (duh) and getting out of it in time.
6. His savings of 400k inside get deleted by the antagonist hacker ^^
7. A kungfu beating by Maggie Q (ooh...) gets killed anyways. Die Hard = All bad guys die.
8. A bigass explosion at a power plant he is in because the hacker directed all gas lines to his location.
9. The countless times when he kills a bunch of henchmen armed with rifles with only... A PISTOL?
10. An opponent who has the agility of all the dota heroes combined (and gets grinded up in a turbine)
11. F-35 jet attack while he's driving a 18 wheeler truck because the bad guy hacked into the pilot's aircraft radio and faked permission to destroy said truck. Jet gets blown up by falling highway segments.
12. Getting shot in his right shoulder.
13. Shooting himself again in the right shoulder just so the bullet would go through him and kill the antagonist. wtf?

Oh yea he's organised too.
What was his plan again?

"Save Lucy (his daughter). Kill everyone."

Guess he doesn't need a secretary.

Now I have a throat infection or sore throat and shit.
Hurts like having Blackout shoved into my throat.