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geylang methodist school (primary)
1jo/2jo/3ki/4ki/5gr/6gr
1998-2003

geylang methodist school (secondary)
f1-5/f2-5/f3-5/f4-5
2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
is0804r
2008-present


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Had to go to school yesterday despite my bad cough and sore throat.
Its O level chinese oral ffs.

Was coughing the whole damn day,
and my voice sounded... funny.
Stop laughing Amos -.-

Fisherman's Friends DO NOT WORK FOR SORE THROAT.
It just soothes your throat,
BUT YOU STILL TALK LIKE AN OLD MAN.

Alan helped me buy Strepsils after school,
although it didn't do much good either.

During the oral,
the teacher asked me some questions about recycling
(I didn't know it was about recycling at first)
First question: 我不知道
Second question: *Silence*
Third question: Some lame answer that I anyhow bomb.
Fourth question: Uhhh.... *bombs another lame answer*

When I got home I ate dinner and immediatly hit my bed.
Fell asleep at... 8.30pm?
wtf that's damn early man.

Suddenly woke up at 4am coughing and an annoying block nose.
I woke up my mother and said,
"Can don't go school today?"

NOTE:
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SUCCEEDED IN ASKING MY MOTHER TO NOT LET ME GO TO SCHOOL. WTF.

Doctor actually asked me how many MC days I needed,
but very paiseh la, must eat humble pie abit...
so I said, "Up to you". (against the voice in my head asking for a year off)
He gave me 2 days off.

I swear, doctors have a hidden code in their hand writing,
Its like tamil language turned upside down.

Oh, and...
HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY GARY!
OK so I couldn't think of any presents for Gary...
So I used my imagination abit...
Wouldn't it be cool if Gary was a dota hero?



Name: Gary Yoz
Subname: Assassin of Deception
Attack Type: 125 (Melee)
Base Movement Speed: 295
Str: 19 + 1.8
Agi: 25 + 2.5
Int: 21 + 1.9

Abandoned by his birth mother, Gary was found and raised by a Naga. Gary uses unorthodox methods of deception to take down even the most largest of enemies. He has successfully mastered aquatic skills learnt from his Naga mother, thus enabling him to empower himself with water techniques, even channeling it into his own life energy and bringing fear to those who are on his hitlist.



Look of the Innocent
Active
The Assassin of Deception puts on a Look of the Innocent, deceiving all enemy units within a 300 AoE into letting their guard down, allowing Gary to release a concentrated pulse of water that deals precise damage.

Level 1: 100 dmg, 100 manacost
Level 2: 150 dmg, 120 manacost
Level 3: 200 dmg, 140 manacost
Level 4: 250 dmg, 140 manacost

Cooldown: 15/15/15/15



Water Palm Technique
Passive
Orb Effect
The Assassin of Deception covers his palms in water, enabling the assassin to deal more damage. Each level of this skill adds more damage to the Water Dragon Palm Strike. Orb effects do not stack.

Level 1: 5% more dmg, +50 bonus dmg to WDPS.
Level 2: 10% more dmg, +80 bonus dmg to WDPS.
Level 3: 15% more dmg, +100 bonus dmg to WDPS.
Level 4: 20% more dmg, +150 bonus dmg to WDPS.



Peekaboo!
Active
The Assassin of Deception becomes invisible for 25 seconds. If he breaks out of his invisibility, he scares his target and deals backstab damage to the victim.

Level 1: 25 backstab dmg, 0.5 second stun, 55 manacost
Level 2: 50 backstab dmg, 1.0 second stun, 70 manacost
Level 3: 75 backstab dmg, 1.5 second stun, 85 manacost
Level 4: 100 backstab dmg, 2.0 second stun, 100 manacost

Cooldown: 35/30/25/20



Water Dragon Palm Strike
Active
ULTIMATE
Releasing large amounts of the assassin's own life energy into the form of the Water Dragon Palm Strike, stunning the enemy unit for 3 seconds when struck.

Level 1: 250 dmg, 50% healthcost, 100 manacost
Level 2: 350 dmg, 45% healthcost, 150 manacost
Level 3: 450 dmg, 40% healthcost, 200 manacost

Cooldown: 90/90/90