Sunday, September 30, 2007
Just finished watching R Kelly's "Trapped in the closet" on YouTube,a "hip hopera" comprising 22 "chapters" sung to the same tune by R Kelly and the song lyrics contain most of the dialogue spoken and acted out in the music video.Gwendolyn has a husband named Sylvester and has a friend named Roxanne. Roxanne is a friend of Chuck. Chuck (a deacon) is in a relationship with a guy named Rufus (a bisexual pastor married to Cathy). Rufus is the husband of Cathy, who is the woman with whom Sylvester cheated. She then says that she and Cathy went to high school together, and that Cathy was the one who introduced her to James.James' wife Bridget is also in an affair with a black midget "Big Man" (because he's "blessed").James knows about Chuck and Rufus.Bridget is pregnant with Big Man's baby.Roxanne is a friend of Tina.Roxanne and Tina caused Gwendolyn's brother Twan who gets sent to jail for drugs because Tina was pregnant with Twan's baby and Roxanne wanted to protect her.Twan wants to turn over a new leaf and be the baby's father,but Roxanne is now in a lesbian relationship with Tina.Chuck calls Rufus who says he misses Rufus.He reveals that he is in a hospital with "the package",which basically means he got AIDS.Chuck has AIDS now.Chuck has done it with Rufus who did it with Cathy who slept with Sylvester who then does it with Gwendolyn who slept with James who probably did it with Bridget who gets pregnant with Big Man's baby.That means everyone got AIDS woohoo.lol this sounds wrong o.o
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
The nightmare has come alive.I got 39 points L1R4 for my prelims...English 66/68% (not confirmed yet, calculation mistake) B3Maths 28% F9Combined Humanities 33% F9Combined Sciences 35% F9Design & Technology 33% F9Chinese B prelim results not out yet.Probably not gonna break this out to my parents,next Friday meet-the-parents session it is then.My conscience is whacking me with a sledgehammer right now...Can't even go to Republic Polytechnic...Although I am quite happy that my English improved...My comprehension improved 6marks,From a C5 from mid-year to a B3 now...I'm aiming for A1 for O's.Now to devise a study timetable...
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
zzz found out why I couldn't play DAL...My 1stsis installed a blocker because she didn't want my little sis to go to YouTube -.-Stupid blocker I can't go deviantart website... DAL website... and I think its blocking some windows updates wtf...What the hell she didn't even tell me about the stupid blockshit >8(Just wait till she gets home...
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Good news;I managed to scrape off the hard black thingy of fugliness.Bad news;Now theres a volcano on my face.The bastard ball of yuck left a porthole behind wtf!Its like you can see where it had its hotel room on my skin... Its like a donut on my face...Its like Iran bombed my face with a nuke...Its like can hold noodles inside like a bowlWTF AM I SCARRED FOR LIFE?
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Physics paper was quite compared-to-the-other-papers easy.But I screwed up on some give-away questions...Damn you ionic and compound bonds >8(E-games prepaid card out of stock at Tampines Comic Connection omg!Have to wait 1 week before being able to lay my fingers on Identity 3...Playing Darkness and Light now,Got a few rank 3's,1 acc for playing before my internet disconnects (it disconnects only once everytime I switch on my com, I don't know why -.-)1 acc for my perfect 0 lose score.So far I've only lost like less than 5matches...1 including a ball-less hacker o.oBURN IN HELL HACKERS BURN IN HELL!GO BACK TO HACKING MAPLE YOU BASTARD!OR PLAY SOME OTHER SHIT RPG LIKE PIRATE KING!2 more days to end of prelim...
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Gary called me in the morning and asked if I wanna come study in school,since I don't have chinese paper today.Reached Aljunied MRT at 8am,then waited 20min before calling Gary again..He said he coming out liao,coming out liao take 10min -.-Rusting my butt on the steps sia.BenKee and Law was already at the canteen studying maths.Law mysteriously keeps going to the toilet sia...Gary counted around 7-8 times lol.During 1st recess,saw these few lower sec boys doing chin-ups.WTF LOWER SEC NIA CAN DO CHIN-UPS LIAO?! I SEC 4 CAN'T EVEN DO 1 MAN!Anabolic steroids must be it...WTF MATHS PAPER 2 OWNED MY ASS Z0MGWTFBBQ HAX0RZ!ONE11ELEVEN!!shift+ONE!!55 marks flew away from me T_TI screwed up the graph question...y=x+2 line I draw until become x=y+2 -.-Science... all yours liao.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Practical was easy...I think.Lucky I remembered some graph-drawing pointers Mdm Sharifah gave me.Solution A is Copper (II) Chloride...Some people boiled the stuff in the large test tube too long and the solution shot out lol...Shift 1, 2 & 3 were quarantined in 2 classrooms.Noisy like Abbot just mastered the shadow-clone technique.Waited around 2 hours before being released.I caught up with Phunz after school,he went to Wisma Atria to get his PSP,I wanted to buy new school schoes.KISS MY ASS NORTH STAR,ITS RIGHT DOWN AT THE SOUH STAR JACKASS.Bastard child of budget shoes looks so worn out after barely 2 months,and you know me, I rarely play sports.And its giving me blisters and the skin keeps tearing at the toe >8(Word Of Sports at Wisma had this Bodymaster sale 2 pairs of school shoes (1 design only) going for $37.90, 1 pair for $29.90. I tried on size 10, too tight.I tried on size 12, too big.Where's size 11?"Sorry, don't have size 11, out of stock."Phunz claimed even my feet are guai lan.My whole body is guai lan.I am the Epitome of Guai Lan-ness huh.So we went to Bugis to scout out some good shoe deal.Converse too expensive,luckily managed to find World Of Sports at Seiyu and got a UK size 12 pair...Decided not to buy 2 pairs,its like 2 more months before freedom?At the same time we saw Mediacorp shooting some shots there,Caught a glimpse of Vivian Lai and Ivy Lee.I was like, "lets go stand behind the glass panel behind (they were filming in a shop) and wave to the camera lol."Followed Phunz, Gary and Shirlene to National Library to "study".Yeah...Phunz and Gary were gawking at NBA mags and I was glued to a Foxtrot book.Well they did study afterwards anyways.Took 12 home.1 hour plus ride home.Seems 12 is my universal bus ride to and from home.Can go church,Can go Kallang,Can go Bugis,Can go Zion & Gamers Inc,Can go Pasir Ris etc etc...
Monday, September 10, 2007
OMG SOCIAL STUDIES JUST OWNED ME O.OPlain White T's - Hey There Delilah (jef's Pathetic Loser™ Remix)*Sing to the same tune as the original song*
Hey there DelilahYou have a stupid name I pity Why the bloody hell did your mummy Give you a goddamn stupid name so shittyYes I doThink your name sounds like a foolI swear it's true
Hey there DelilahYour face looks like a retarded kittenYou act cute but you're a phoneyShut up and try to listenYou tell liesLike a mechanical deviceLike its high tide
Oh you're full of shit to meOh you're full of shit to meOh you're full of shit to meOh you're full of shit to meYou're full of shit to me
Hey there DelilahStinking up the room with your fartYou really must hold in your wind or I'll bash you with this guitarI'd bash you goodLike Simon Cowell in a bad moodFarting is so damn rude
Hey there DelilahYou will ruin someone's dayIf every time you go to the looAnd did not flush awayT he stuff in the bowlSo what if you're so goddamn tallI'd own you in dodgeballOh you're full of shit to meOh you're full of shit to meOh you're full of shit to meOh you're full of shit to meYou can't meet any men at the singles bar
Because you look and smell like tar
I'd run from you if I had no other way
Pimples on your face are full of pus
And I'll just laugh like hell because
They look like basketballs on your noob face
Delilah you're like disgusting goo
You make William Hung look real cool
The world will never ever be the same
And stop being so lame
Hey there Delilah
I think you're really really pretty
Oops I'm just a sarcastic dude in school
And not act like a shithead like you do
I know you live in the zoo
You talk nonsense like a monsoon
Hey there Delilah you baboon
S-T-F-U
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
You're full of shit to me
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All rights reserved.
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Brainiac should continue the "You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll" segment with an updated version.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
I messaged Terlan on Monday 8am: tmr zion?Tuesday 8pm he messaged back: steady bo?WTFLast two days were wasted at Zion...Tuesday 11.30am - 5.30pm solo, Wednesday Full Day Package 10am - 10.30pm with Nico and Terlan, Terlan had to leave early because he's going to Japan with his parents.Me and Nico spent the last hour or so playing -aremdmscom -wtf -nd,that isAll Random Easy ModeDeathmatchSuper CreepOnly MidWTF ModeNo Respawn Time We won all but 1 match, and discovered a funny combo with 2 heroes...
Monday, September 03, 2007
Watched Hairspray with my sisters because my 1stsis wanted to celebrate my 2ndsis's and my birthday (20th and 31th August).
Its disturbing yet funny to see John Travolta dressed in drag...
especially when he wore a ballroom dress and danced with his husband during a singing scene.
The fat girl sing and dance quite good sia...
Guess what?
In the end she and Zac Efron had a kissing scene.
How 'bout that?
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Followed my father to some warehouse sales at Macpherson Road after church.
Saw Mr Sen, his wife and his daughter at the Royal Sporting House sale lol.
I said hi to him,
then he told me he wanted to buy a $200+ pair of shoes...
Quite friendly sia...
maybe his guai lan mode is restricted to school only?
Spotted a nice Le Coq Sportif black sling bag going for discounted price of $50,
but I'm broke and my father didn't want to buy it.
Some cool Vans Off The Wall shoes there too, I like the designs.
Oooh and there's a pair of Iron Maiden Vans shoes with their zombie mascot Eddie on it,
so cool sia.
Too bad didn't buy anything from that sale... T_T
Left $10+ for the holidays...
Should I buy o2jam ppc?
Identity part III just came out, and there's some nice new songs too.
Or maybe I should go Zion... Hmmm...
Succumb to the LAN side...
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Teachers' day celebration today.
This year's planning sucks.
Basically we sat in the basketball court and watch people play captain's ball -.-
Where's the student performances?
Where's the excitement?
Went to primary school after that,
we just nice walk under the shelter when suddenly got rain.
Freaky huh.
Sad - I couldn't touch the primary school hoop... only can touch net wtf T_T
Saw my handprint...
so small when I was p6 4 years ago...
Ever wondered,
how to do the Puss In Boots face in Shrek 2 & 3?
Look no further, as the secret to the puppyface has been discovered;BEHOLD:
Taken by Phunz at SingPost LJS.ROFL ok I can't stop laughing now...
