Jeffrey Sim

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geylang methodist school (primary)
1jo/2jo/3ki/4ki/5gr/6gr
1998-2003

geylang methodist school (secondary)
f1-5/f2-5/f3-5/f4-5
2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
is0804r
2008-present


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Watched the Rap Battle Championship at Plaza Singapura with Gary, Phunz and Vid.

Saw Shan Wee,damn tall sia...
Spotted Mark Richmond and his wife Beatrice Chia-Richmond,
Desiree from one of the 987fm radio shows,
1 half of the Muttons (don't know which one...),
Don from Don & Drew,
Daniel Ong,
Young,
and Sleeq.

Also there's DJ Rattle from MOS,
Phunz recorded some of the stuff DJ Rattle did with his turntable... pure mastery.
No wonder he's from MOS.

Some pretty good rappers there,
including this 17-year-old botak kid and an old school ang moh rapper,
with big shirt, bling and all.

And then there's the lousy rappers...
choking on their freestyles,
Using male and female anatomy to fill in their rap peppered with vulgarities -.-

Didn't watch round 2 rap battle,
because Vid was hungry and we were standing for close to 2hours.

Gary say want study at Sims Drive market there,
but by the time we reached there 8++ pm all the shops close because got getai there.
So Gary, Vid and I go play catching at the fitness corner.
(deprived childhood syndrome)
Like wtf run around wearing jeans... damn hot sia.

Bought dinner and ate at the playground,
Phunz was about to scare me by climbing up the tunnel slide thingy but he fell -.-
Then we very bo liao nothing to do
(because all say don't want study tomorrow study - STOP PROCRASTINATING MAN)
Play who can balance the longest on the see-saw.
A couple of kids joined us... they shake damn power sia I cannot tahan lol.

After missing 30min of Resident Evil 2 I took a train home.
When I reached home 1hour gone liao...
WTF I MISSED 1HOUR OF RESIDENT EVIL2?!?!
Only saw Milla Jovovich killing some people and that's it.
BOOO.



part 1

part 2

lol Damn you BenKee for showing us this video in class...

Someone made a literal translation and posted on the comments...

August mid autumn slap your mum,
The wind blows the plains, smelly pussy
Fuck your mum, Fuck the goat...
Your grandmother smelly pussy...
Smelly pussyyyy ahhh... Fuck your goat...
Fuck your goatttttt ahhh.... Smelly pussyyyy..
Open your pussy for man...
Du lan mountains burns gold pussy...
Oooh Fuck your old pussy... Gold pusssyyy oh
Old pussy... Old pussy oh Gold pussyyyy