Jeffrey Sim

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31/08/91

geylang methodist school (primary)
1jo/2jo/3ki/4ki/5gr/6gr
1998-2003

geylang methodist school (secondary)
f1-5/f2-5/f3-5/f4-5
2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
is0804r
2008-present


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The greats of 31 August:

1972 Chris Tucker
1977 Jeff Hardy
1977 Ian Harte
1979 Mickie James
1982 Jose Reina

1957 Malaysia independence
1962 Trinidad & Tobago independence
1991 Kyrgyzstan independence

2002 Morecambe FC kicks Guiseley's ass 15-0

Today com lab become lanshop,
Nard let me copy the counterstrike folder onto my thumbdrive,
then copy it onto some coms desktop for the class to play.
Played iceworld2k while teacher slowly reveal our office test marks.
0Me and Haziq is the main gamebreakers for terrorists ar... all the other T's too lousy.
Desmond change his name to "pls dun kill mi im karen chong" lol then teacher saw her name on the scoreboard she flipped and said,
"is cs the latest game now?
Please don't use my name, please don't kill me."
LOL
Nvm Haziq... nxt round we SLAYERS.

Damn ar... got 93 marks for microsoft word test only...
Lose to Candy, 97 marks.

Hmm maybe tomorrow watching Money No Enough 2,
for Nard's birthday 10/8, Phun's 27/8 and mine 31/8.
August is the birthdate of the greats.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"He adorns himself with inverted crosses, the sigil of Baphomet (from the LaVeyan perspective) and has written lyrics openly hostile to Christianity (as evidenced in "The Oath" with lyrics including "I deny Jesus Christ, The Deceiver, and I abjure the Christian faith holding in contempt the whole of its works"). However, with the albums released under his own name, he has downplayed the overt Satanism in favour of a "horror movie" approach, though he still wears inverted crosses as jewellery and makeup.

In an interview from 2006, King Diamond reveals that he does not follow any specific religion, and expresses concern that religion has led so many people to kill and destroy each other. He stated that he cannot comprehend why religion has caused so much death and destruction, when it is logically impossible to prove the presence or absence of any god (for example, the Holocaust, Crusades, etc.). He reveals that he has reached a point in his life where he has completely given up believing in anything religious and that he simply does not know what to answer when asked whether he is a Satanist or not."

I feel I'm gonna reach that point about religion soon.

I may even consider myself a mild agnostic:

"Mild agnosticism (also called weak agnosticism, soft agnosticism, open agnosticism, empirical agnosticism, temporal agnosticism)—the view that the existence or nonexistence of God or gods is currently unknown but is not necessarily unknowable, therefore one will withhold judgment until/if more evidence is available.

Weak agnostics who also consider themselves theists are likely in a state of doubt, though they are not necessarily having a crisis of faith."

- All quotes taken from wikipedia.

I go to church because my parents want me to.
I go the 8.30am service so I can be home by 11am.
I don't go to the youth ministry because I don't know how to face them after I distanced myself for 3 years and counting from them.
I now see every religion as a list of virtues and lessons for people to live by, therefore without religion people may be wondering aimlessly in life.

I dare say I'm feeling emo now...
I NEED HAPPY SONGS!
Disadvantage of listening to doom metal.
Why isn't there any happy metal around?!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

F4-5 Friday again.
After missing it for 3 weeks I came back for...
wtf d24?

Met up with Abbot, Stann, Amanda, Diana, Yong, Nard and Phun at Aljunied MRT then walked to Geylang road.
Bought 3 durians for $10m, some were rotten so we switched them
(sk2 durians?!)
I'm not a durian person so I just played PSP while they got durian breath and durian stink on them.

Then decided to go Grandlink to play pool.
Extreme Cyber (previously known as Cyber Amazon) recruiting assistants!
But fuck la "chinese working environment" lol.
Also dont want to work with the stupid auntie and uncle who uses microsoft keyboards when o2jam was still around.
So 1 group was playing pool while the other play 4v4 gameshared bomberman.

After that went to KFC to eat and slack.
Stann and Phun were discussing their upcoming match with SMOKER Diana's pals at nyp.

Diana's mom came to pick her up so we went home.
HAHA lol Diana almost freak out when Abbot pretend to tell her mother she was smoking.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

w00t!
94.5% for accounting fundamentals CA with full marks for cash book,
86% for business fundamentals CA!
Now there's only office apps CA left heh heh heh...

lol vedic metal...
who knew songs sang in sanskrit would sound so killer?

Then theres the english verse:

Lord Destroyer, I'm on fire, help me O Maheshwara
Raise the foot and set the Trident, talk to me myShankara
Chanting your name, Moksha I can find
Slays all evil, gaze of your third eye

Basically its a song about Shiva.
No its not Indian Dimmu Bogir.
No its not Indian Deicide.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

My p5 sis went for the NDP preview,
Urgh the bag is so damn ugly...
Like a plastic bag...
Like when I was p5 and went for the NDP preview...
Got a shitty looking bag as well...
Is it every 6 years that they design a crappy bag for NDP?

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Just came back from
more than 12 hours of straight gaming at Aun's house with Kar Wai.
Reach Aun's house at 9pm Friday night,
left Aun's house at 9pm Saturday night.

Slept at 5am until 9.30am on the cold hard floor...

Feeling weird now,
ate a packet of nasi lemak that Aun's parents bought for us,
oat biscuits,
few slices of walnut cake,
drank several bottles of water at Aun's house
and just finished a bowl of instant noodles when I got home.

My dota skills sucks la now... only 3 weeks nvr play become so lousy...
Can't farm dagon for na quick enough...
Can't farm arcane and dagger for es quick enough...
axe berserker call also can miss so many times >8(
Must get out of bnet and step into lancraft pubs...

Friday, July 18, 2008

Doing well for the mock tests,
42/50 for the last business fundamentals mock test.

Name the phase of the trade cycle:
"The Asian Financial Crisis"
Fucking misinterpreted the question -.-
Answer was slump LOL

Office Apps getting more and more relaxed,
finished the last excel exercise,
so can play o2mania until teacher get fed up with us and dismiss us.

Finally bought a new pair of shoes!
I was aiming for the $14.50 pair at I.P Zone because...
well $14.50 la omg my old shoe cost twice as much.

Previous day checked at Easpoint Mall I.P Zone but they didnt have stock.

So went down to Bugis after school with Farhan who had work at Cofee Club later.
Bugis I.P Zone also no more stock,
so walked to plaza singapura I.P Zone but also dont have my size.
Farhan left for work while I walked to Raffles City and then Marina Square,
YEAH THATS RIGHT I ATE BAN MIAN THERE FOR DINNER HAHAHAHA.
Then took a train to White Sands see if got any nice shoes there,
didnt find any so took a train to Tampines Mall,
where FINALLY,
the stock for the shoes I wanted just arrived,
but only got size 42, I wanted a 43, but heckcare la I fucking walked from Bugis to PS to Raffles to Marina for a pair of cheap shoes.

Now its biting the back of my ankle...

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Found a blogger who had links to download o2mania english version,
but my com doesn't have a good videocard, so can't play o2mania on my com wtf?
Means can't play Dragonica when it opens closed beta testing -.-
Somemore dota 6.53 got new hero, Clockwerk Goblin? And a Lycan buff? omg I want play dota soon arrrrrr....

But nvm I got my o2mania in my thumbdrive together with the o2jam music files I've saved (total almost 1gb of files... whoa...) so now can play during Office Applications lessons!
Just do finish excel and Karen Cheong won't complain hahahaha.

ID2 hx...
is calling me
its saying...
"jef... complete me..."

Friday, July 11, 2008

At the condo carpark, alot of fancy cars here

the 2 black ones belong to the same guy, as with alot of other cars in the carpark,
all got same number plate, 3638.
And hes not even living in the penthouse.

My father's business associate invited us out for dinner,
his house is at Ardmore Park at Orchard.
Posh house he got, the lift opens out to his front door.

Talked awhile at his place,
then drove to American Club.
First time tried a "Shirley Temple", which basically tastes like raspberry 7-up.
Then he ordered a serving of nachos for appetiser.
I decided to go with fish and chips, battered and fried.
omg when the plate came it was so BIG,
fish n co was a tad smaller in size compare to this big guy...
Didn't even touch most of my fries.

Couldn't even finish the fish, ate like half and my father ate the half of the half left so its a quarter.
Then...
He ordered desert...
Says its the best cheesecake in the world.
FUCK MAN I WAS TOO FULL >8(
Only ate 3 small forkfuls of cheesecake which was fantastic.
Also there was the "Hot Lava",
this chocolate brownie cake thingy with hot chocolate in the certain and a dollop of icecream at the side.
AAAAAHHH only time can enojoy good food I was full -.-

Chatted awhile after that,
about how you buy a sea-facing house at Sentosa and all you can see are those PSA containers and how they brought a friend from Malaysia to American Club and he ate 6 slices of cheesecake,
each cake 3 forkfuls GONE.

Went home after that, my stomach gonna explode man...

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

This just in,

Hugh Hefner has stopped monks from setting up a flower shop just outside of the playboy mansion.
The friars have been ordered to vacate the premises immediately.
So it seems,
only Hugh can stop florist friars.

As for sports news,
the results for the American Inter-State Soccer Cup final,
Beverly Hills 90210,
New York 3.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Saturday

Gary's Birthday.
Met up at Aun's house first, the original meeting time was 4pm at cityhall.
In the end, reached Marina Square at 7pm by cab lol.

Gary didn't buy a movie ticket for me, because he didn't know I changed my phone number,
so had to get a seat behind the row they already bought, no space already.

So Gary, Shirlene, Eugene, Yan Hui, Aun, Vid, Terlan, Ming Yang and I went to Pizza Hut for dinner.
Wil, Tuguy and Yvonne came later.
If you notice in every photo taken with Shirlene,
Gary's smile is always in the same position.
omgwtfbbqhax0rzz
Felt left out dammit,
Aun bring PSP
Vid bring PSP
Tuguy bring PSP
Terlan bring his friend's PSP
Gary bring PSP
jef no bring PSP Slim >8(

Why?

I don't know why.

Maybe gonna install Virtual Tennis in mine,
looks like fun.

Slacked after that,
we had a few hours before the midnight movie starts.

Gary "blew" out his candles (nice one, wind)
and got a face full of whipped cream courtesy of Wil.
Nothing much happened,
not as hiong as Gene's birthday.

Wanted to go bowling or pool next but every bowling alley and pool table were taken,
know what this means?
If I open a lanshop there open 24hours sure huat ar!

In the end played cards at where we had the birthday cake.

After that headed down to the cinema to buy snacks and drinks.

Hancock wasn't as good as expected.
Except for the guys head up another guy's ass part, that was an oscar-nominated moment.

Movie ended at around 2am,
so decided to cab to Gary's condo's pool area to slack.
Played cards again until 6.30am,
took a train home.
Reached home at 7am,
dammit my father woke up already,
but nvm I just bathe and crash into my bed.
Woke up at noon-ish.

Cool my parents let me sleep while they go church.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Time for jef's lame pics captions!



Tuguy:Let's see who can catch the flame first!



I've been wanting a cake like this since I was born!



DON'T RUN...
WE JUST WANT YOU TO BUY THIS FOR $2 ONLY...



Gene gets paralysed by awesomeness.



Eh who took my mineral water?!?!



The camera flash always reflect off my glasses and make me look stupid...