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Just finished watching R Kelly's "Trapped in the closet" on YouTube,
a "hip hopera" comprising 22 "chapters" sung to the same tune by R Kelly and the song lyrics contain most of the dialogue spoken and acted out in the music video.

Gwendolyn has a husband named Sylvester and has a friend named Roxanne.
Roxanne is a friend of Chuck.
Chuck (a deacon) is in a relationship with a guy named Rufus (a bisexual pastor married to Cathy).
Rufus is the husband of Cathy,
who is the woman with whom Sylvester cheated.
She then says that she and Cathy went to high school together,
and that Cathy was the one who introduced her to James.
James' wife Bridget is also in an affair with a black midget "Big Man" (because he's "blessed").
James knows about Chuck and Rufus.
Bridget is pregnant with Big Man's baby.
Roxanne is a friend of Tina.
Roxanne and Tina caused Gwendolyn's brother Twan who gets sent to jail for drugs because Tina was pregnant with Twan's baby and Roxanne wanted to protect her.
Twan wants to turn over a new leaf and be the baby's father,
but Roxanne is now in a lesbian relationship with Tina.
Chuck calls Rufus who says he misses Rufus.
He reveals that he is in a hospital with "the package",
which basically means he got AIDS.

Chuck has AIDS now.
Chuck has done it with Rufus who did it with Cathy who slept with Sylvester who then does it with Gwendolyn who slept with James who probably did it with Bridget who gets pregnant with Big Man's baby.
That means everyone got AIDS woohoo.

lol this sounds wrong o.o