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geylang methodist school (primary)
1jo/2jo/3ki/4ki/5gr/6gr
1998-2003

geylang methodist school (secondary)
f1-5/f2-5/f3-5/f4-5
2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
is0804r
2008-present


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Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah (jef's Pathetic Loser™ Remix)

*Sing to the same tune as the original song*

Hey there Delilah
You have a stupid name I pity
Why the bloody hell did your mummy
Give you a goddamn stupid name so shitty
Yes I do
Think your name sounds like a fool
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Your face looks like a retarded kitten
You act cute but you're a phoney
Shut up and try to listen
You tell lies
Like a mechanical device
Like its high tide

Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
You're full of shit to me

Hey there Delilah
Stinking up the room with your fart
You really must hold in your
wind or I'll bash you with this guitar
I'd bash you good
Like Simon Cowell in a bad mood
Farting is so damn rude

Hey there Delilah
You will ruin someone's day
If every time you go to the loo
And did not flush away
T he stuff in the bowl
So what if you're so goddamn tall
I'd own you in dodgeball

Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me

You can't meet any men at the singles bar
Because you look and smell like tar
I'd run from you if I had no other way
Pimples on your face are full of pus
And I'll just laugh like hell because
They look like basketballs on your noob face
Delilah you're like disgusting goo
You make William Hung look real cool
The world will never ever be the same
And stop being so lame

Hey there Delilah
I think you're really really pretty
Oops I'm just a sarcastic dude in school
And not act like a shithead like you do
I know you live in the zoo
You talk nonsense like a monsoon
Hey there Delilah you baboon
S-T-F-U

Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
Oh you're full of shit to me
You're full of shit to me

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