Jeffrey Sim

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geylang methodist school (primary)
1jo/2jo/3ki/4ki/5gr/6gr
1998-2003

geylang methodist school (secondary)
f1-5/f2-5/f3-5/f4-5
2004-2007

ite college central (bishan)
business studies (administration)
is0804r
2008-present


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Demon Da Vinci's Vitruvian Demon.
Drawn by Fairuz.
I just draw the Type O Negative and Metallica ones lol.
Notice: Demons have no nipples and belly buttons.

ITE College Central: Bishan today upheld their reputation of beign the strictest ITE by holding a random spot check in our class today.

Hairs were examined (shut up, I know what you're thinking of), nails were scrutinised and shoes were checked against the "proper" guidelines.

Hariff's black converse shoes with the white star and stripe was not allowed because apparently white shoelaces can't be used if there are already white markings on your shoe (whoever made that stupid rule up probably had no money to buy converse shoes and had to wear imitation black crocs with minnie mouse stickers on them)

Farhan was the first person that the teacher checked his bag,
already kana for having metalsexual hair† then kana again for having possession of ciggs ("if you have possession of ciggs means you will smoke in school" = "if you have possession of a cock means you will have sex in school") and being an underaged smoker...

Desmond and CK almost got caught but first thing they do when the two teacher step in they put their ciggs under the table and change table to sit lol smart sia (must be experienced).

Hariff even better had 2 boxes 1 in each pocket -.-

†Metalsexual:
Men with a strong concern for their rockstar appearance, or whose lifestyles display attributes stereotypically attributed to rockstars.

For example:
Observe the appearances for these men.

Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz from Metallica.
(I'm just plucking my balls really hard so my face is like that)

Cam Pipes from 3 Inches of Blood
(I'm just punching myself in the face so my face is like that)

Daron Malakian from System of a Down
(No comment just reminds me of Yong - seriously)


Dio from Dio
(Shows you Metal-Jitsu stance position #51: devil horns poke of doom)


King Diamond from King Diamond
(Shows you rape stance position #23: boobs grab technique)


... My mother just condemned another song I was listening while typing this to sounding demonic:

In Flames

joins the condemned group of

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Judas Priest
Buckethead
Iced Earth
Testament
Iron Maiden
Type O Negative
-

songs.

Another song to watch out for when I play my itunes because I like to listen to it shuffled because music playlists shuffled are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you get ("demonic" songs in this case).